"I know she’ll be in good hands."
Elijah Wood - Frodo Baggins.
4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math
"you want some of my trail mix?" you mean do i want some m&ms with obstacles.
“Harry witnessed Professor McGonagall walking right past Peeves, who was determinedly loosening a crystal chandelier, and could have sworn he heard her tell the poltergeist out of the corner of her mouth, ‘It unscrews the other way.’”